Hey Sister, Have you lost your mind?
Why are you throwing water on the clean mirror?
O Sir, may have an accident of the car,
There is lot of haze here,
So you must have to keep mirror clean,
It's alright, Go,
Ok, it's done,
Give me, give me Sir,
Please give me money,
Please give,
How can I pay you?
Even I haven't get the money yet,
O, "Lucky" give her money,
It will fulfill the house of this poor women,
Dude, her house will be fulfilled,
But who will fill the installments of the car?
O Sir, please give me money,
It will filled the stomach of poor children,
Please Sir, give money,
May God bless you, Sir,
Please give me money,
Take it, go,
What?
What's this Sir?
You gave me only five rupees,
Only the rate of water bottle is 20 rupees,
Don't You know?
Yes I know,
That's why we increase the rates,
What are you mumbling Sir?
Hey go away from here,
Otherwise I will take all,
O Sir, God will accomplish your all dreams,
Please Sir, give me money,
Sir, may God bless you,
Please give,
Give me Sir,
O God, Thank you so much Sir,
It's ok,
Live long ! Sir,
Am I come outside?
May God bless you Sir,
Yes dude, it's a message for booking,
Ok, idle guys,
I'm leaving,
Dear ones,,,
O, Dear ones,,,
Dear ones,,,
O, Dear ones,,,
My dear ones,,,
Listen, dear ones listen,,,
Do the meter down of your life,,,
O dear, you have to go to work,
Before going for work, every morning you have to thank to God,,,
People will make hurdle on the way of your progress as a speed breaker,,,
Don't worry, one day you will succeed on that way,,,
Dear once, life is,,,
Dear once, life is but a couple of days long,,,
It is completely temporary,,,
Dear once, life is but a couple of days long,,,
People change like a color of signal lights,,,
What people will understand 'LOVE' , those who changes their 'FRIENDS',,,
People change like a color of signal lights,,,
What people will understand 'LOVE' , those who changes their 'FRIENDS',,,
Your desires, your perkiness, Forget your senses ,,,
O, Dear ones,,,
You forget God,,,
O, Dear ones,,,
Why your ego so grown, O, Dear ones,,,
You yourself have put your life in sorrows O, Dear ones,,,
Dear ones,,,
O, Dear ones,,,
Love doesn't come with money
Love has to be earned
When you're fall in love
You have to forget your self
By killing your ego
Be cool and calm,
Dear ones,,,
Listen, dear ones,,,
Dear ones,,,
Listen, dear ones,,,
Dear ones,,,
Listen, dear ones,,,
Dear ones,,,
Listen, dear ones,,,
What are your searching for,
Wants to atone, My love,
Sinners did not do any good deeds,
Hypocrites too,
I got rid of sorrows,
O, Dear ones,,,
Called me at your side,
O, Dear ones,,,
Listen, dear ones listen,,,,
Hey, thanks,
Selfie?
O, sure,
How dare this taxi driver?
That he can cut the phone of N, R, I "Major Singh Major"?
So beautiful,
Mam, give me your number,
I'll whats app you,
Smart boy,
You keep it,
Bye,
Hello,
Are you repairing the car engine?
You took so much time,
I am at the airport,
Just coming to you,
Now will you drive?
Why are you waiting for passengers like an auto rickshaw driver?
Wow!
A lot has changed within a year,
So, ''Major Sir''
Which country are you coming from?
I'm coming from UK,
You swear,
I sat next to you thinking you were an educated person
It doesn't mean that you can take me easily,
"Major Sir" you take it seriously,
I was only saying that
I am also crazy about going to UK,
You can see the front and back of my car,
I have put up UK flags,
If you're fond of putting a flag on your car then
You put Dubai flags according to your status,
To fix a stick into the flag of UK ,
is not an easy task,
It's like teaching violin to a Jatt,
Excuse me,
Hello, my dear wife,
You have such a long life,
I can't tell you,
I was just going to call you,
and you called me up,
Don't sit there,
Come back on time,
Dear am I going to open a police station here?
If I haven’t do the ceremony of my deceased parents,
Then why did I come here?
You think yourself,
To leave his beautiful wife,
Who wants to come in India?
Did you talk to Pandit?
Yes, yes I talked to Pandit,
He is waiting for me,
Directly I’m going to meet Pandit,
Take care of your self,
Ok,
Great ! "Major" Sir?
What a nice thoughts you have,
I heard that people who settled down in foreign countries,
They forget their parents,
Well, it's a salute on your thinking,
On this occasion,
Today I will feed you maize bread and mustard greens,
India has changed,
But you guys haven't changed,
There are lots of things to eat,
But you all are still stuck between Mustard greens and Radish,
Hi "Bholi" darling,
Look, your "Major" has reached to India from UK to meet you,
and I’m coming directly to meet you,
Come soon,
Do you know?
I have made mustard greens for you,
O my God !
You made mustard greens for me,
By God when I was sit in the plane,
At that time I have decided,
I will definitely eat mustard greens made by "Bholi",
Really ?
Yes, really,
and by knowing my mind,
You have already made mustard greens?
Love you darling, Love you,
Do one thing, you meet directly with mustard greens in the same restaurant,
Where we met for the first time,
Alright,
My ''Bholi'',
"Bholi"
"Major"
"Bholi"
My "Major"
My "Bholi"
My "Major"
My "Bholi"
My "Major"
Have you come from UK to meet her?
Yes,
In our Punjab, she is called "Panditin" (Wife of Pandit) not "Pandit",
Do you want to do worship from her?
Pay 435 rupees,
What happen will you not come back to take me?
How much time it will take?
Have to wait,
Oh !
It's too much, Baba ji,
You are drinking tea here,
And your wife has made mustard greens at home,
Son, who are you?
Come with me,
But listen to me,
Your mom didn't teach you,,,
You are coming straight like a blind,
Let me go,
I see!
That's the thing,
For this cheap work, I had to give up my tea?
unnecessarily you said that my wife has made mustard greens,
It's been 20 years since she died,
"Bholi"
Even if we are not married,
But, every year I came here to eat mustard greens made by your hands,
If you wanted we will definitely got married,
You said that when you got PR you will take me there,
But now it's not possible,
Now it's too late,
What could we do?
To get PR for this "Bholi",
I got married to that "Bholi",
What was her fault ?
Dear, I couldn't leave her,
Now I’m satisfied to think that,
whatever was written in my fate, I got,
Yes,
You get both,
But what I get?
But anyways,
I thank to God to think that,
Your Mom and Dad died timely,
At least you come to meet me on the pretext of the ceremony of your deceased parents,
O, Dear wheather its the ceremony of your deceased parents or mine,
Every year I come to meet you, Right ?
yes,
You always come empty handed,
You never thought of,
bringing I phone for your girlfriend,
I phone ?
Dear, what are you talking ?
Daily it comes in the newspaper,
While charging,
Local phone has burst,
One injured, four died,
OK, agreed,
That sometimes phone burst,
But have you heard about car burst?
It's been five years you are speaking,
That you will give me a car,,,,
Did you give me?
"Bholi" you think yourself,
If I had bought you a car five years ago,
It wouldn't have become old today?
Dear, we will buy latest model of the car,
I know you very much,
That's the thing?
O my God!
Seriously you bring i phone?
If you can make mustard greens for me to know my heart,
Then I can't bring i phone for you?
O my God!
Now you get your phone,
But take care of one thing,
There is a lot of haze these days,
So drive whats app slowly, (Joking)
What happened?
It seems that money lander has lend money to someone again,
How many times I told,
my sister wants to make her earrings,
She was asking me Ten thousand rupees,
Now he says that,
He don't have money,
But when "Kali" asked for money he immediately gave Eight thousand rupees,
Mom, why are you taking tension?
He gave money from his earnings,
Not from his earning,
He gave money from the installment of the car,
What?
Whatever money I gave it was not donation,
I gave money to get interest, at least some money will come,
Son, that's my bracelet,
Eight thousand rupees has recovered,
When will you give remaining Five thousand rupees?
You took that ring, Have you forget?
I didn't sell the ring,
I gave it to Mom,
What?
Uncle, is "Lucky" there?
See,
Is he roaming like you at other's home?
Just he has come,
Let him eat food,
Come on let's have a dinner,
No, no I just had food,
I'm going to the terrace, you come there after having dinner,
Go there and switch on the laptop, I will just come,
Make peg for "Lucky" also,
Give it to me and start work now,
O dear "Lucky" again you start working with your Laptop,
Tell me one thing,
To make fake ID of girls and talking with boys what you get?
Dear,
I get or not,
At least someone gets confidence,
Do you know, all the boys of this lane,
Are thinking of the girl's ID and are set with your brother,
Really?
Except one boy,
Who's that one?
Who is settled in the UK,
That's "Bhambiri",
Call him,
Too much he has crossed his limits outside,
Right?
How are you "Bhambiri"?
How are you?
Who are you?
Idiot, its 'How are you' not 'Who are you',
Only,
You people find out mistakes,
Don't you see how much I’m successful,
You don't even have to count,
As much as the bottles are here, Look,
O Damn, how much you get success,
That you don't even have time to pick our call,
I don't have time to lift a fallen Pound from my pocket,
Then how can I receive your call?
Are you kidding,
Wow!
Hello,
O "Lucky", Sister-in-law is so beautiful,
Hello Sister-in-law,
"Bhambiri", Is she Sister-in-law?
How can she be your Sister-in-law?
Is my standard so low?
Tell?
I called her up for the trial,
Look, Is she perfect for the work?
Really?
Show me here,
Hey, look at me,
Ok, see you,
You all are free,
I have to take trial,
Fine,
Ok,
Bye,
It's strange,
Wow, That's great,
Amazing,
Hey "Kake, How are you Son?
Greetings,
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, You hold my airplane,
Well done,
Put it, put it,
Have you all got your Visa?
Tell?
Got it?
Yes got it,
Ok, that's great,
Thank God,
Please you all pray for me also,
It's our airplane,
You also got your Visa,
Hang it on that branch,
Hang towards this,
People says if we hang it towards the sun you get Visa very soon,
well done,
Ok, then,
Bye,
It would have been nice, if we had walked,
Yes, Dad keep walking,
I'm tired now,
Oh,
Ahh,,
Go to hell,
Does this car run by honking only?
Don't you see the car is not working,
What happened?
Dad, I called him,
You called him?
Who?
Where he is from?
Does he studying with you?
What's his religion and cast?
Dad, he is a taxi driver,
I called him by phone,
Taxi driver?
You called him by phone?
It's very strange,
Nowadays, taxi come by phone,
What a progress !
Duffer children, when will you get progress?
At least would have given them a little brain,
O my God,
Discuss with him later,
Let's go first,
Dammit,
Go,
Sit inside,
From that side,
Open the door,
Open this,
You idiot why you came here?
Dad, I also want to go with you,
You don't come with us, go and bring car,
Want to go with me,
Go,
Drive the car,
Do hurry,
We are getting late,
Son, Do you own this car?
Or you are only the driver?
It's my own car,
So drive fast, my daughter has an exam,
Alright,
Listen brother,
Exam can be left,
But life should be saved,
She has already failed four times,
If she failed again, how does it matter?
Right Dad?
Wow!
Well said Son,
So nice of you,
Come here,
Come,
Yes Dad,
Come forward,
Come,
Nonsense,
You are already failed fifth grade,
Let my daughter study,
Go back,
Idiot,
If you get failed for the fifth time,
I will throw you into the sea, Got it?
Don't worry Uncle,
"Lucky" is lucky for everyone,
And English is just a way of communication,
Not a rocket science,
What?
I mean to say,
This time she will not get failed,
Dear tell me one thing,
She has cleared her intermediate exam very quickly,
Which term did you say?
IELTS
IELTS what ever,
She is stucked there,
Don't know, how she has failed five times?
Dad, in intermediate there is twelve months for study,
But in IELTS we give exam in only 1 - 2 months,
Really? we give exam in only 1 - 2 months,
Those who have cleared exam in that duration, are special one?
You are a duffer,
You are totally duffer,
English is not for speaking only, it's for understanding,
That's I’m saying,
You must have to take coaching from 'Extra learning Center',
I too had taken classes from there to clear my exam,
Did you clear it?
Then why do you take rides?
This is India,
Here the tea seller has become a Prime Minister,
And IELTS pass out is taking rides,
Hurry up,
Come on fast,
Excuse me,
Best of luck,
Hey, what did you say?
What you say?
Dad, he is giving me best wishes for my exam,
I don't know what he is giving?
But son shouldn't call anyone from behind,
Let's go,
You idiot, move,
He never wants to go anywhere,
Move,
Hello "Major" Sir,
If you don't take me in your cab,,,
Who will take me to Chandigarh?
I'm just coming,
Coming,
It's wonderful,
Pandit was saying,
If you feed to fishes then money will come,
Money is not coming,
Money is going,
These fishes are getting fat by eating food,
Eat, eat,,,,
Mom please make tea,
Body is tired since morning,
Hey, are you listening?
Your son has come,
Give him milk to drink,
He is coming from the hills of Leh Ladakh,
Have you given me a truck to travel the hills of Leh Ladakh,
You gave me a useless taxi, which is not worthy for me,
First of all pay the installment of the car,
Then talk about the truck,
If I give you a truck,
Then, will your father give the installment?
O God!
I'm fed up with the daily fighting of father and son,
Whenever the boy comes home you start fighting,
I don't understand,
Why I’m here after doing IELTS,
There my friends in UK,
has their own restaurant,
Here for a cup of tea,
I have to say for hundred times,
No son,
Don't say like this,
Take him on your lap,
and listen poetry from him,
Noting can happen to him,
Stop it "Garala", Stop it,,,,
I will,
I
I will get married,
I will take a girl of my own choice,
All day and night I will order her to make tea,
Whenever I want,
At least I will avoid his taunt,
Before going to marry pay the installment of the car,
Here this money lander,
has drunk my blood,
O brother, look at my father,
How many times I have told him to make a gym,
Now he is going to open a gym,
Really?
Well, according to your health, you have to open restaurant instead of gym,
Sir,
Will you take tea?
It's true that I’m a driver,
But, it doesn't mean that i will take tea all the time,
O, stupid,
Is it a time for tea?
Now we will drink alcohol,
Yes,
It's a good idea,
"Bhambiri" is calling,
Continuously I’m calling you since morning, where did you die for taking the ride?
Obviously, I will take rides only,
Which is my restaurant like yours?
So that I will buy new cars everyday,
That white car behind you is looking brand new,
Have a look, it's an amazing car,
I have gifted a car worth rupees sixty Lacs to your sister-in-law,
She didn't like its color,
I lost 20 lacs in an hour,
20 lacs ?
O my God !
He has suffered a lot,
Such minor losses occur, it's all right,
You tell ?
Do you need anything?
Yes, yes,
Bring 2-3 capri pants for me,
Ok?
Dear you need only shorts?
Demand something high,
You are always free, do some work,
Ok, its time for my work,
I'm going,
People wait for new year,
They wait for valentine's day,
and wait for Christmas day,
and I,,,,
All year being sad,,,
I wait for 'Shraddh' (ceremony of deceased relatives)
"Bholi" Does 'shraddh' ever end?
My breath stops,
As the time for leaving is near,
We both are feeling nervous,
Don't do drama,
Now go from here,
If any villager will see you,
Then he will shoot straight into the heart,
Whose dare is that to look at "Major Singh Major"?
If I will insult your villagers,
In the language of UK,
Then nobody will answer,
The answer is also not coming from your side,
Anyways,
What?
There was only the shadow of "Bholi",
From where these stupid "Bholas" has come?
Your sister,,,,, (cursing),
Run away,
Today we will not leave 'Gang of black underwear',
Come on everyone,
Thank god today I wore blue underwear,
There he has gone,
Come on everyone,
O God! please save me today,
After today I will not romance,
Now who is calling?
"Major" sir?
Come on pick the phone fast,
"Major" is calling,
Hello "Major" sir,
Please save me,
I'm sending you my location on whats app,
Please reach at "Bholi"'s village quickly,
Right now?
Which emergency has come this time?
Dear, is there any fix time for an emergency, that it will come at same time?
Come soon,
What happen brother?
Run, run,
We find him ,,,
Oh,,
(Calling) "Major" sir,
Come quickly,
"Lucky",
What are you seeing? Pull me in now,
Aren't they coming from behind?
Drive fast,
Tell me what happened?
What was to be happen?
I went to meet my life (Beloved),
But what I knew that my own life will be in danger,
"Major" sir, what I say to you now?
At this age people don't go to the toilet in the night,,,
and you went to meet your lover,
Without anyone,
So what ? should I have taken some more people like you?
You still called me,
At that time you have to call me,
Then you would talk as much as you want,
At least someone could take care of you,
Well done,
When a lover came to know that,
someone kept an eye on him,
then, how he can be talk with her beloved?
Have you talked with your sweetheart now?
Things were published in the newspaper of tomorrow,
If I were caught today,
Day after tomorrow, it would be known in UK too,
Not day after tomorrow,
Today Your MMS could be send there,
There is also something called 'Internet',
Yes dear, you are right,
Whether the People of UK do work or not,,,
They definitely find news with tea on the internet in the morning,
Now when will you go back?
I thought that I will do some more meetings with "Bholi",
But now I have decided,
to go day after tomorrow,
and you will drop me to the airport,
Our India got freedom,
But where is the freedom?
A person can't meet with his girlfriend freely,
O God you are the only true one, please bless us,
Please bless us,
Why it is showing nothing?
Dad, internet is slow,
Is it slower than you?
You have already failed five times,
Start it,
Do fast, hurry up,
It has come,
That's good,
Ok,
O dad, your dream has come true,
Wow! it's a miracle,
May God bless you,
That's so good,
Hurrah! Dad,
Hurrah!
carry on,
She is failed again,
She is failed,
What's my fault?
Am I tell you?
I will choke your neck,
Your attention is always in makeup,
If you had given your attention in studies,
Your marks would have been good,
I'm telling you, you make me very upset,
Dad,
If she is not going abroad, we send her out side the village
You will feel more prestigious,
When Villagers will ask, where she has gone?
Then we will said, she has gone abroad,
Nobody will go anywhere,
I will do her marriage, that's it,
Brother is right,
With this all your wishes will also be fulfilled,
which of my wishes?
No,
I don't know, do her marriage,
"Grewal Sir" If you want that she get married,
Do as I say,
Find out that guy who has cleared IELTS,
And your dream for going to abroad will also fulfilled,
You said very well,
Dad, he is right ,
But, she always gets failed by three marks,
Then how can we find out that guy who has secured six band?
"Grewal Sir", If we wish than we can find out God also,
Then can't we find that type of guy?
Where can we find out 'English known' boys in Punjab?
if you say then we can go to Delhi to find out that type of guy,
Hey, you shut up,
Do her marriage,
and send to her home,
Find out the guy nearby the village,
Understand?
You also listen to me,
Get a side,
Dad, I,,,,
I have select some boys,
You just meet them,
Son, then call them,
I will check their band of English (IELTS),
Come on, come on,
One by one come inside,
Whatever you have to say speak in English only,
Speak,
I'm regular brother in my home,
One medium sister,
One large brother,
and
Extra hot father,
And a sweet mother,
That's nice,
He has done good job,
Am I right?
Have you ordered in a restaurant?
Get out from here,
Get out,
I scored eight band in English (IELTS),
I gave my first exam in Bhatinda,
There I got two band,
Then I gave my exam in Ludhiana,
There I got three band,
Well done,
Recently I gave my exam in Chandigarh,
From there I will get three band surely,
That's how I completed my eight band,
Wow!
He got his band in installments,
Yes, speak,
Greetings,
My name is "Hamdard",
Hi!
My name is,,,
"Bindu"
"Shaream",
Who's that?
So,,
English is good, good,
Whatever you say speak in English only,
So,,
How many bands you have?
I just tell you,
One,,
Two,,
Three,,
Four,,
Five,,,
Red, I have also red color,
Six,,
Mom has also two bands,
They are at home now,
Can I bring them right now?
I daily go outside,
I go two or three times a day,
But it's very difficult,
I'm not talking about that 'outside',
Have you cleared IELTS?
Yes, I have 'PILES',
What's that?
Means 'Bawaseer' (PILES),
Get out, get out,,,,
Who called you?
I got a call,
People who have 'PILES', come,
Dammit, I called people who have cleared 'IELTS',
Get out from here,
I can tell, which is 'Hindi' and which is 'English'?
Get up,
Get out,
Go and chant the name of God,
Please try this,
What kind of guys you have bring?
Tell,
Dad, I thought I will find solution,
But,
Nothing happened,
Idiot,
That taxi driver was better than all those,
He was very fluent in English,
But anyways,
What can we do?
Hey,
Come here,
No, I was,,,
I was just taking his name,
Come to me son,
Come,
Come here,
Today,,,
First time you said a right thing,
I'm very happy with you,
Really dad?
You didn't even talk so well,
Go there,
And you also do something,
She is also your sister,
All day you sit on the cot,
I will not leave you,
Idiot,
Tomorrow I will tie you with buffalo wedge,
Look, how he is walking?
See, uncle,
At this age, he is fond of,,,
Whenever he wants he tied his children with the wedge of buffalo,
People grow up their child with love and affection,
But we grew up getting insulted,
Duffer, you idiot,
Lonely you are taking a sip of tea, ask the guest too,
"Chidhya" serve him tea,
Alright,
Take it son,
Take this,
Uncle,
I mean to say,
If you like me most,,,
Then why do you want to send your daughter abroad after her marriage?
Send her with me,
I will make her happy,
We don't marry "Pali" with you only for your happiness,
Actually at this age our dad's wish wasn't fulfilled,
What did you say?
Dad, I mean to say,
only for your happiness,
We are doing this for his happiness,
I also want to know one thing?
Have you scored good band?
What are you asking?
I scored eight band,
I topped in my batch,
Wow, that's great,
Well, son I want to say one thing,
Don't misunderstand,
You have to drop "Pali",
On 'Student Visa',
Taking her abroad and leave her in the airport,
After that you are on your way,
and she is on her way, Never meet her again,
Understand?
This is not a marriage, it's a contract,
You duffer,
Your marriage with "Pali" will be on papers only,
It will not be a real marriage, understand?
Only on papers?
But in that,
What will I get?
Nothing you will get, Dude,
You will a ticket,
and also get visa,
Do you want the post of 'Head of the village' in place of Dad?
Why are you always talking about this?
No, no,,,
I'm talking about the relation of your sister,
and you are talking to give the post of 'Sarpanch' (Head of the village),
Don't give, don't give,,,
Why we will give?
We will not give,
Shut up,
I'm sorry,
My booking has come,
I have to go,
That's it,
You will always stay in India for taking rides only,
Ok?
Listen to me,
There are many guys for the marriage of my daughter,
Understand?
I can organize 'Swayamvara' (Process of choosing a 'Groom' by the girl) for my daughter,
There are many boys who are standing in a queue ,
After you I have to meet with some others,
O, Uncle,,,
Why you take it seriously?
I'm agree with this,
Because you are insisting me,
Just once,
I want to talk with my parents,
It's ok,
You go, we are coming at your home,
Alright?
No son, we don't agree with this marriage,
Drink tea after it's normal,
What our relatives will say?
O Mom,
On the pretext, your son will go to abroad,
Where will you spend money on me?
We are not ready for this marriage,
No, son,
We won't do an artificial marriage of you,
You will make us ashamed among relatives,
O Mom, at least your son will able to go abroad,
Will you both can spend this much money on me?
We also have some wishes,
"Lala" Will you fulfill your wishes by taking loan?
What are you talking?
No matter what happens,
But we will do your marriage with pomps,
Your mom is right,
We have to do only single marriage of our son,
You say no to them,
Mom, for the sake of God,
I get married to "Pali" and able to go to abroad,
Ok fine, Do whatever you want,
But don't give us taunt anymore,
I won't taunt you,
First of all say yes to them,
Put the cup down,,,
Look at his mustaches,
Put the cup down,,,
Look at his mustaches,
Greetings,
Haven't you ate 'Burfi' (Sweet dish)?
Please have a seat,
Greetings,
Uncle,
My mom and dad has no objection,
Yes son, objection was left there,
No issue,
I want to talk to you,
We don't need to invite any relative,
What?
Now a days everything is available on rent,
'Chachi' (Paternal aunt),
'Mammi' (Maternal aunt),
'Taai'(Paternal aunt),
'Fuffa ji'(Paternal uncle)
All are available on rent,
There is no issue,
So Dad,
I'm asking,
Shall we go?
Yes,
Because marriage is artificial,,,
But we have to do preparations originally,
Absolutely right,
Ok then, we will inform you after fixing the date,
Ok,
Let's go,
Hey you,
Haven't this at your home?
Haven't you eat sweets?
stop,
And you,,,
Ok,
Greetings,
Dad, your slippers,
Oh,,,
Keep it down,,,
Take it, let's go,
One minute, I wear it,
Ok then, good bye,
Greetings,
Sister-in-law,
Tell me one thing,
What have you seen in "Tari" brother,,,
So that you get married with him,
"Pali"
Do you know?
Nowadays boys are very clever,
But what your brother needs?
Only a cup of tea,
and little more sweets,
Sweets are there,
Take it sister-in-law,
Have this,
Daughter,
We have fixed your marriage,
Dad,
Who's the guy?
The guy is ,,,,
What's the name of that guy?
"Makhi"
Hey, it's not "Makhi", it's "Lucky",
Ok,
He has his own car,
And he drives taxi,
His father's mustache was worth seeing,
Dad,
If you keep that type of mustache on your face,
Then you will look more dangerous than "Ravan",
Wait, Am I looking "Ravan"?
Oh no, no dad please,,,
Shut up,
Go and do the preparation for the marriage,
Ok, let's go,
Now let's go,
Let's go,
Before we tied with the wedge of buffalo,
Let's do the preparation for the marriage,
At this age we fulfill the wishes of dad,
Hey you,,, which wishes I have?
Idiot,
Thank you Mr, "Lucky",
Best of journey,
I will whats app yours and "Bholi" Ma’am' pics to you,
No need to send,
"Major" Sir,
I know, You will do what you want,
I can give you only suggestion,
You should have taken panditiyan with you,
I mean to say,,,
After all every year you spent lots of money on 'Sharaddh',
Person always like stolen jaggery (Idiom),
A guy like you doesn't know what's the taste of 'Navratara' after 'Sharaddh'?
You knew the taste,,,
If I were not there on that day,
You people only know how to do comments like ladies,
Ok, bye,
Hello,
Where are you?
Just here,
I want to meet you,
O, Really?
I feel you plan for the shopping of marriage together,
Tomorrow we will meet,
Not tomorrow,
I want to meet you right now,
Right now?
Ok,
Ok, tell,
What happen?
Today you have very much emergency to meet me?
I want to spend a day with you,
Only one day?
Stop nonsense,
I want to know with whom I’m going to marry and going to abroad what type is he?
But Ma’am in reality we don't get married,
The thing is not that,,,
I ,,,
Just,,,
Only for ten hours we have to sit on the flight,
It should be an idea that what kind of that person is?
Alright,
If the thing is that then sit with me on 'Vespa' scooter,
'Vespa' ?
Where is your car?
Today where did you book a ride?
See today, you have to roaming with me only on this,
Not roaming an all,,,
I want to meet your family members,
Let's go to your home,
Left the white pigeon to fly,,,
Left to fly,,,
O dear, your love has killed me,,,
Left the white pigeon to fly,,,
Left to fly,,,
O dear, your love has killed me,,,
I'm neither hungry nor thirsty, yet I’m satisfied,,,
Doesn't know what makes my heart is happy ,,,,,
I'm neither hungry nor thirsty, yet I’m satisfied,,,
Doesn't know what makes my heart is happy ,,,,,
My heart is wounded, by the arrow of your eyes,,,
My heart is wounded ,,,
O dear, your love has killed me,,,
Left the white pigeon to fly,,,
Love has killed me,,,
Mom,
Coming, coming,
Come soon
Mom,
She came to see this house,
We don't want to sell our house,
"Lala"
She's that with whom I’m going to marry,
Mom,
"Pali",
okay,
She is "Pali",
Have a seat daughter,
Daughter our house is very nice,
When he enters in the house,
He makes entire house as a zoo,
His mother,,,
Take cares the house,
And also take cares of him,
Even if you didn't praise my mom so much,
At last she would definitely stand with me,
Really?
Leave it,
You both will continuously talk like that,
Ok daughter,
I'm going to make tea,
No aunt,
Please don't do formalities,
Don't make tea,
You are absolutely right,
On this pretext we will talk together,
Please do me a favour,
Tell me,
Please you make tea for us,
Ok,
Uncle, you know how to make tea?
You know,
"Lala" is also make good food,
Mom has taught him,
I'm,,,
No, no uncle,
You sit,
I will make tea,
Aunt, where's the kitchen?
That side,
Son,
In your life,,,
For the first time you have done good job,
Thank God,
Today I will get tea made by some girl's hand,
Hello,
Come here,
Ok,
Yes,
Where's the stuff of tea?
Stuff of tea?
I don't know,
Your dad knows cooking,
And you don't know where's the stuff of tea?
The stuff of tea is placed on the top left side of the cupboard,
Well, there is thing,
Your real wife,,,
Will be so lucky,
Not because of you,
Because of your parents,
Really?
Say yes for the real marriage,
"Lucky" will be lucky for you,
Really?
Make tea,
Flowers of love fragrances without the bloom,,,
Your breath seep into my breath,,,
My heart is wounded, by the arrow of your eyes,,,
By the arrow of your eyes,,,
O dear, your love has killed me,,,
Ok aunt, now I’m leaving,
It's already evening,
I will be late to go home,
Ok daughter,
"Lucky" shall we go?
Wait for a minute,
Give money,
Take it,
What's the need of this? Take it daughter,
Aunt,
Daughter,
First time when a girl cooks food in the kitchen,
So omen is given,
And you also went to the kitchen for the first time,
So what if it is artificial,
Keep it, keep it,
Something has come out of "Lala"s' pocket with great difficulty,
Left the white pigeon to fly,,,
Left to fly,,,
O dear, your love has killed me,,,
Ok, bye,
Ok, then,
Hey,
"Lucky" listen,
Obviously this marriage is not real,
But I had a desire,
Whoever will be my husband,
He will tie a turban on his head to marry me,
Don't come with such hair,
Come like a 'Sardar',
Wearing a turban,
Now you go,
Go carefully,
Dogs may follow you on the road,
That time was something else,
When lovers affraid of dogs,
Than nowadays?
They also bark like a dog,
O almighty!
Your marriage is not real,
But every feeling attached to it,,,
,,,is very nice to me,
This day,,,
holds great importance
,,,in every girl's life,
But I know
After my mom's death
Dad has given us
the love of both mother and father,
I can't hurt his feelings,
please protect the honor of
both my feelings and my dad's wish
Mr, Khurana, tell the reality
You all think that,
Why have I kept so many sweets on the plates?
There's a big logic behind it,
If I didn't do that
They all would get angry,
What?
There's a guy, who is roaming for doing an affair,,,
To trap me in his love,,,
There's a guy, who is roaming for doing an affair,,,
To trap me in his love,,,
Whatever I say quickly he accepts,,,
Quickly he accepts,,,
He is a son of 'Baniya' (Grocer),,,
Son of 'Baniya' (Grocer) ties turban for me only,,,
He is a son of 'Baniya' (Grocer),,,
Son of 'Baniya' (Grocer) ties turban for me only,,,
He is a son of 'Baniya' (Grocer),,,
Son of 'Baniya' (Grocer) ties turban for me only,,,
O yes,,,
I'm completely engrossed in your affair,,,
Son of 'Baniya' (Grocer) is left only for you,,,
I sacrifice myself,,,
I'm completely engrossed in your affair,,,
Son of 'Baniya' (Grocer) is left only for you,,,
You looted me 'Jatt',,,
I don't want to be weaker than anyone,,,
Weaker than anyone,,,
Son of 'Baniya' (Grocer),,,
My love, I show you to become 'Jatt',,,
Son of 'Baniya' (Grocer),,,
You make me happy,,,
My love, I show you to become 'Jatt',,,
Son of 'Baniya' (Grocer),,,
I say, to show you become 'Jatt', Son of 'Baniya' (Grocer),,,
He wears Kutra - Pajama with Punjabi Jutti,,,
Now he drives 'Bullet' instead of 'Vespa',,,
He wears Kutra - Pajama with Punjabi Jutti,,,
Now he drives 'Bullet' instead of 'Vespa',,,
He is fond of guns,
Son of,,,
Son of 'Baniya' (Grocer),,,
Son of 'Baniya' (Grocer) ties turban for me only,,,
Son of 'Baniya' (Grocer),,,
Son of 'Baniya' (Grocer) ties turban for me only,,,
Son of 'Baniya' (Grocer),,,
Son of 'Baniya' (Grocer) ties turban for me only,,,
Son of 'Baniya' (Grocer),,,
I don't believe in any casteism, I have promoted you in the test of love,,,
Son of 'Baniya' (Grocer) never fails, Taking challenge from any 'Jatt' is not an easy task,,,
"Chan" will come fast from 'Mansa', Beloved,,, Son of 'Baniya' (Grocer),,,
Will show you,,,
Son of 'Baniya' (Grocer) ties turban for me only,,,
My love, I show you to become 'Jatt',,,
Son of 'Baniya' (Grocer),,,
Son of 'Baniya' (Grocer) ties turban for me only,,,
My love, I show you to become 'Jatt',,, Son of 'Baniya' (Grocer),,,
Yes, It seems like that,,,
Don't go,
Ohho,,,
I died,
How I will live without you?
Ohho,,,
I won't let you go,
I died,
O mom !
Ohh,,,,
Hey you, stop it,
Go there,
You have clicked so many photos,
And you also go from here, Idiot,
Oye, oye,,,
Ok, bye sister,
Are you crying or mourning?
Go,
Go away,
Idiot,
Come on let's go,
Let's go ?
Or else? will we sit here?
Son, don't you know?
It was an artificial marriage,
My sweet child,
Go back the way you came,
Let's go,
My good girl,
Hey Bro "Lucky",
How much will you walk?
Now we are also tired,
"Lucky",
Well, you are the only person,
Who is spending his first night with your friends not with your wife,
Does your girlfriend not sleep yet?
For the sake of God, let her sleep brother,
If it's possible leave her,
If you get a father-in-law like mine,
Then surely you have to leave her,
Why are you feeling jealous?
If he is enjoying, let him enjoy,
Going without legs, How will you look?
Dear, brother got angry,
Let's go,
Hurry up,
Alright, "Grewal" Sir,
Yes,
We have completed all the papers,
Photographs are ready,
Only the signatures of children is remaining,
Ok,
After then Visa form will be ready,
Wow!
That's great,
The thing is done,
Now provide Visa quickly,
That's good,
Ok, go,
Very good,
Many many congratulations to you all,
You too,
Bring some sweets,
Hurry up, bring whatever is at home to eat,
Till now I was,,,,
Very friendly with you,
Now the thing I’m saying to you,
Keep it in your mind carefully,
Your work is only that,
You will drop "Pali" at England airport,
And forget her,
If you meet her,,,
Or try to meet her,
Then "Lucky" son,
I will teach you the language of 'Jatts',
That the future generations will remember,
Understand?
"Pali",,,
Is a daughter of "Sardar Bachan Singh Grewal",
Mind it,
Ok, bye,
Come here "Pali"
When you went to play at neighbor’s house,,,
This father used to worry a lot,
Used to worry a lot, "Pali"
Today I’m sending you abroad with a heavy heart,,,
Because,,,
It was the wish of your late mother,
Never make me ashamed,
"Pali"
I wanna talk to you,
You spoke a lot during ten hours in the flight,
Is their anything left to say?
It's not a thing to say,
It was about to understand,
But despite being together, you couldn't understand my point,
That's why I’m saying to you,
I love you,
I like you,
Please don't say all this to me,
Actually I wanted to tell you all this,
For the people this marriage can be artificial,
But how can wedding rounds be fake?
Take this,
Address of maternal uncle,
Ok, I’m leaving now,
Uncle must be looking for me,
I also don't have phone,
Why you don't bring phone with you,
You know dad very well,
He kept my phone while coming here,
That's why I gave you this address,
If you miss your wife,,,
Then you come to see me,
Ok, I’m leaving,
"Baba ji" I have deposited money in your account for the worship,
But there is not any response has come for the marriage of my son till now,
Actually the worship items fell short,
I will deposit extra fees this time,
But do me a favor "Baba ji",
"Baba ji" whoever my daughter-in-law will come,
Should handle restaurant and house work properly,
"Baba ji" you know very well,
In winters I want to do some rest,
I can't do so much work,
Yes, "Baba ji" my joints starts paining,
Thank you "Baba ji",
I touch your feet "Baba ji",
Me too,
I want to meet "Pamma",
Meet where "Pamma" lives,
There is no "Pamma" working here,
He is not working here,
He is the owner of this restaurant,
Here owners are working like a donkey,
Then call to donkey,
What?
I mean to say call the owner,
My husband is the owner of this restaurant,
Are you,,,
His wife?
Is there any objection,
"Bhambiri" has trapped very much wealthier lady,
He must have reduced his own circle to surround her,
At least call him,
It's a bill of table number four,
"Bhambiri" you?
You turned your face after seeing me?
"Lucky" you are here?
Idiot, you reached UK?
I don't believe this,
Well, I also not believe,,,
That, the person who used to fight with a confectioner for samosa sauce in Punjab,
Today he has such a big restaurant,
In UK ?
Surely, it must have been brought by sister-in-law in dowry,
Stop nonsense,
She is not your sister-in-law,
She is my sister-in-law,
Brother is frying 'Samosa' (Rissole) inside,
If he will listen this,
Then no one will listen to me,
Is this restaurant also not yours ?
Dammit, because of your video calls,,,
Mostly half Punjab is destroyed,
And you are wandering here carrying dirty plates of people,
"Bhambiri" do you know him?
Yes ma'am,
He is my friend,
But he was asking for the owner of the restaurant again and again,
Punjab has only taught us,
Without any permission of the owner, no one can meet to waiter,
Go and see,
Is your brother is frying 'Samosa' (Rissole) or fetching eggs like a hen?
Go and call him,
I have to go to parlor,
Madam,
Is he,,,
Your husband?
Any objection?
Why are you shouting?
He has come from "Bhambiri" 's village to meet him,
What's the problem?
It doesn't happen now,
Now it will happen,
I have seen somewhere this confectioner of "Jassi Sidhu's" village,
Why ?
Do you want to make any relationship with the confectioner?
How many relationship will you make?
Are two relationships less?
Only for two months,
For staying here,
Why? Is this any rest house?
You are taking for two months,,,
I will not let you to stay here for two minutes,
Get out from here,
I will go from here,
If something comes out of my mouth while leaving,
About Punjab,
What are you talking about Punjab?
I was unaware that, this guy is coming from Punjab,
You have to tell me before,
You are talking for the stay of two months,
You can live here for two years,
Come on,
Earlier,
He resembled like a Nepali,
Actually he has fair complexion,
So I thought may be he has come from Nepal,
Haven't you go to the parlor?
You take a lots of time there, go,
I'm going,
Tell "Bhambhiri"
To boil the sugar syrup,
Otherwise I will boil him,
I will tell him,
Now you get your shelter?
And under the restaurant I don't want,,,
To see you,
And I also not interested to smell the aroma of recipes,
You just Send the food there daily,
"Bholi"
Your love hasn't been left me no where,
I may not without home to give home to him,
So, "Pali",
How did you like UK?
Did she look entire UK by the window of the plane?
She directly came to home from the airport,
You left the shower open,
Daughter,
If your aunt is not at home,
Then who will take care of the house?
I'm so forgetful,
Sometimes I leave the shower open,
Sometimes door,
And sometimes window,
Only, I never opened my mouth in front of her,
Uncle, don't try to open it,
"Pali" that boy who came with you,,,
Where does he live?
I don't know aunt,
He didn't give me his address,
It's a good thing,
When your father boarded you,,,
Then he called me,
He told that shouldn't be any interaction between you and that guy,
If you find him anywhere,
Don't try to communicate with him,
Rest is my responsibility,
I will find out a nice guy,
For your marriage and settle you,
Alright?
Listen to me,
Since morning continuously I’m asking to you,,,
But why don't you tell?
What?
How will you reached to UK suddenly?
It took me a year to juggle to come here,
That's the difference between you and me,
Agents did juggle for you to come here,
But for me, God did juggle,
What are you seeing? I came here after getting married,
But dear, still I’m unmarried after reached UK,
And you reached to UK after your marriage?
The girl is from which city?
Is she a foreigner?
Foreigner?
She is more fair than any foreigner,
Bro, make sure that she hasn't Leukemia disease,
This disease is caused by a special fish,
That can be infected by drinking milk after a meal,
I will give you a slap,
Idiot, I was saying that,,,
She is so fair,
So fair,
If you touch her, she becomes dirty,
She must have become dirty long ago,
I mean to say,
Who has given you such a beautiful wife?
Why?
Is their any problem in me?
I'm just kidding, come on,
Just understand this,
While roaming in a taxi,
I got a ride for a long route,
And she took me here in UK,
Then where you left that passenger?
Dude, she is at her uncle's home,
Didn't she allow you to enter her maternal uncle's home?
I will take her with customs,
For now, we have only done the contract marriage,
Dude, we also did contract marriage,
Really?
Right now I'm on mortgage,
I didn't get,
Dude, I mean 'Installment',
Just tell me, how's the sister-in-law?
She is just like a Moon,
Really?
As like your wife is get dirty to touch,
Like wise my hands get dirty,
When I touch her,
Say directly that she is a 'New Moon',
OK, leave this,
You tell me,
What did you say to my owner?
He always talks me rudely,
But he didn't say any thing to you,
How anyone can say anything in front of me?
Otherwise, who will called me friend of "Bhambiri"?
Right?
Well, "Bhambiri",,,
Tell me one thing,
Ask,
Doesn't mind,
No problem,
Where's that address?
This one?
Show me properly,
This one?
-Don't you know? -No,
Really?
Read and tell me, it's in English,
You just explained me about 'Mortgage',
Come on, read it,
214, Western Avenue, Birmingham,
Hey, it's very near,
Really?
I already knew,,,
That my "Pali" would be nearby me,
"Bhambiri"
Yes,
Tell me one more thing,
How many hours are left for the dawn?
For which dawn you are talking about?
Openly,
Cheers,
214, Western Avenue, Birmingham,
This is the way,
Alright, "Lucky Singh",
Take the name of the God,
Go and press the bell,
O my God!
Really?
You,,,
Is "Pali"'s uncle is a Britisher?
No,
He must be his son,
Someone has to ask him,
That who has given his maternal aunt to the father of "Pali",
Excuse me, Can I help you?
Wanna meet "Pali",
"Pali"?
"Pali" someone is on door for you,
What's you wear?
It's ok,
Does it need to be fitted?
See,
This is UK,
Here no one wear salwar suits,
What's wrong with suit?
It's looking nice,
If you wanna go with me,,,
Don't wear suit,
Actually I packed only suits,
Do one thing,
Now show me your wardrobe,
And only you will pay for this shopping,
Whatever,
I would go,
You change it,
And meet me at City Center,
Ok,
Yes,
Can you call "Pali"?
I'm "Poli",
No, not "Poli",
"Pali",
Dude this is "Poli",
I'm talking about the Indian girl,
There's no Indian girl, She lives here,
Isn't it right address?
You got the right address,
But this is not the person you looking for at right ,
I'm sorry,
Sorry,
Good bye,
Take it,
Address of maternal uncle,
Regardless,,,
Without any reason,,,
Why you make me cry,,,
What's the fault,,,
Don't know,,,
Why are you nagging me,,,
I just only know that,,,
I regardless,,,
Of day and night,,,
I loved you,,,
Everlastingly,,,
I did,,,
Beyond my limits,,,
Regardless,,,
Without any reason,,,
Why you make me cry,,,
What's the fault,,,
Don't know,,,
Why are you nagging me,,,
Hello, daughter,
How are you?
I don't believe that someone in our family has also gone to abroad,
That's wonderful,
But Dad,,,
Whenever you get your Visa for UK,,,
By the way you won't get,,,
But suppose,
If you get,,,
Then surely call to Uncle at the airport,
Otherwise you won't get his address,
Is it really very hard to find out someone's address in abroad?
No,
It's not hard to find out address,
Address has to be correct to find address,
Really?
Why did you give me wrong address of uncle?
Because I knew that you will give him correct address,
Afterwards, that boy will surely tease you,
That's why,
If uncle doesn't come to receive me at airport,
How is it possible that your uncle doesn't come to receive you?
I would make him peacock,
And he keeps dancing everywhere,
Ok bye, take care of yourself,
Pity "Lucky",
What would he think of me?
You never heard of my heart,,,,
What I have suppressed into my heart,,,
I never thought of others,,,
Beloved, I searched you,,,
I wish you could understand,,,
How much I love you,,,
Not so many stars in the sky,,,,
That much I love you,,,
I loved you,,,
Everlastingly,,,
I did,,,
Beyond my limits,,,
Regardless,,,
Without any reason,,,
Why you make me cry,,,
What's the fault,,,
Don't know,,,
Why are you nagging me,,,
I loved you,,,
Everlastingly,,,
(Singing) Come on "Taro" we will play hide and seek,
Call to "Jitto",
Call to "Pritto",,,
Come on "Lucky",
I was waiting for you,
Today your sister-in-law felt insecure,
You know, what she said to me?
She said You have an affair with someone else,
I said I never got dizzy,
With whom i have an affair?
Then she show me her arm,
She wrote my name by using blade,
I said stupid,
I don't want any kind of blood shed,
Listen to me,
I'm telling you about that girl,
And you are showing the response as if she was your girlfriend,
Well, leave the topic of my girlfriend,
Tell me about your girlfriend,
Today you are looking very tired,
It looks like you have jaunted more,
Where did i jaunt anywhere?
She made me fool,
She gave me wrong address,
Never trust a girl and a job in these countries,
Thanks to God that she takes you in UK,
Not she left you on the airport,
Otherwise due to shame like yours don't go back their village,
Sitting their they take selfies at the airport,
And telling a lie that we are in Dubai,
"Pali" is not like that,
Do you like my girlfriend,
Can I find for you exactly like that?
Whenever you miss your wife,
Come to meet there,
I don't need any one,
I need only "Pali",
Listen to me you great lover,
No Tractor and Trolley run here,
The one you will be hanging yourself and go to find her,
For that have to earn Pound,
First of all search any job,
After that find out her,
What's the need to search any job for me?
We have already restaurant for work,
Have we restaurant?
Is there a partnership between us?
You don't now about my owner,
He takes a lot of work from me,
He pay me only four Pound for an hour,
If I will work at his restaurant,
Then, how much will he pay to me for an hour?
He will pay you 'HOUR' for an hour,
Do you know what's 'HOUR'?
That is also hour (Means nothing),
Ok, then,,,
From tomorrow your salary will be eight Pound for an hour,
For what I will pay to him eight Pound for an hour?
Does he embroidery on 'Samosa' (Rissole)?
What to do now I stitch lase on it?
If I listened to you,
It doesn't mean that you make pressure on me,
You ugly man,
If there is some little more shame you have then get out with your friend,
Otherwise I will throw your all stuff at Mani Majara,
"Lucky",
Don't make me unlucky, I’m requesting you,
Idiot, as much as possible go away from here,
"Mr, Garfa" ,
Don't take him serious,
whatever you are paying to me, it's fine,
How is it fine?
You have a talent,
So what if you don't have complete papers,
By the way, where it is written that,,,
PR is required for the making of 'Samosa' (Rissole),
Dad,
He is right,
People are also saying the same,
You should also listen to what your dad says,
Why are you,
Always shaking your neck?
Stable your neck,
What if someone comes for your marriage?
He is right,
Why are you shouting?
Look,
Aunt has also come,
Aunt we were waiting for you,
Have to talk something important with you,
Tell me?
What important thing to talk about with her?
Haven't you trust on me?
I'm the owner of this restaurant,
I made the decision, I had to make,
From today the salary of "Bhambiri",,,
Will be Eight Pound for an hour,
Yes,
Eight Pound for an hour?
Any objection?
Why she has any objection?
She has left all small decisions on me,
If it is a very small decision,
Then give the ownership of this restaurant to him,
Why are you increasing your blood pressure?
Well, its a time for your medicine,
No need to tell me,
I know,
I have to go to parlor,
Well,
Its also a time for your medicine,
You also don't need to tell me,
I know the time of being insulted has come,
Will you being insulted here or will you come inside?
Massage and insulting are both good inside,
Come inside,
Hey "Lucky",
Dear, my boss is accepting your all things,
What's the trick you have?
'Wife of Jackal'?
Call from England?
Hello Sister,
Hey, This is your Brother-in-law not your sister,
Speak slowly,
If dad will listen,,,
So what, will he hit me a bullet come out from the phone?
Dad's abuse is like a bullet,
After that person like you will not able to speak,
Hurry up, tell me the matter,
And cut the phone,
Your sister's,,,
Bag I forget my some stuff,
Give me her phone number or address,
Forget stuff?
You're speaking like Hindi movies in which diamonds are kept in a bag,
Dad told me to not give phone number to you,
Idiot, don't give the number to others but at least give me,
He refuse to give you,
I don't have any number,
By the way, Does I’m distributing the number to others?
I have so much work, I’m busy,
Idle people,
I have so much work,
Here these web make me irritate,
Wait I will tell you,
Please, please,
Leave my neck,
You promised me to give me,
Five thousand Pound per month?
But you don't,
You also promised me to confirm PR,
But openly you denied,
Dear, it's not fair,
Leave me,
Ouch,
Leave me,
Oh no,,,
Leave him, leave him,
How you grab my brother like an animal,
Go back,
She will fall behind you,
You don't know,
Your sister-in-law is very short tampered ,
Sister-in-law?
Yes,
Who is this?
He is my Punjabi friend,
You better come to see me tonight,
Will speak there,
Listen to me,
What was she saying?
She was asking about the dinner?
She won't give me dinner,
Your photo is so nice,
I wish I could come UK to meet you,
He seems panic to come out from the phone,
Your father-in-law is very characterless,
So call me there,
Take an address from him as soon as possible,
He will not be online for a long time,
He give an address or not but we have got him in trouble,
O God, now I can't sleep,
Listen, send him kisses,
I have sent so many,
Switch off the lights,
Dad lights are already off,
That one which you hold on your hands switch off it's light,
Alright,
Listen,
Now he become normal?
Idiot, clam down,
I'm already calm down,
I'm calm down,
Ok, write down my address,
Sleep quietly,
Sleep,
You are also fond of this?
I will beat you with my slipper,
Nonsense,
Yes I’m in love,
Keep quite,
I think now he is offline,
I already told you,
He won't chat so long,
One minute, I’m going to washroom,
[Radio announcement] After this melodious song, we have a guest,,,
Lets ask him to whom he wants to dedicate his message?
Darling, what are you doing?
I'm counting days of Shraaddh (religious rite in memory of dead),
Why it comes only once in a year?
Why it is not come every month?
I wish,
if I can meet you on day one of every month like government salary,
So, why don't you take me in UK?
Then you can meet me whole day and night,
If we will meet everyday, You can get good news,
Ah!
You naughty,
Dear, our love is very pious,
It's not like that, Actually its a love on 'Shraaddh',
When 'Shraaddh' comes only that time you remember me,
Otherwise you don't call me from there,
But, I care about you,
Whenever I get time, I try to call you,
But now days there is a problem at home,
What happened?
Do you remember that taxi driver in India,,,
Do you remember?
Yes, that handsome guy,,,
Who has fair complexion,
Who has brown eyes,
When he laughs, he gets dimple on his left cheek,
He speaks very sweetly,
That li'l bit thing I remembered about him,
Is it li'l bit thing?
You know everything about him very well,
Now days, he is in UK,
Really?
Have you meet him?
Yes,
But, I never met him alone outside,
If I get a chance,,,
I will teach him who am I?
That idiot blackmailing me to show our photos,
Oh God! what are you saying?
The thing is, he is staying at my home,
Because of him my wife annoy me,
Oh yes, I remember,,,
She is about to come from the parlor,
Okay darling,
I'm leaving,
Take care,
Love you,
Love you too,
You are here?
What are you doing here?
why? Is this place for doing video call only?
And, what were you talking?
I'm not met you outside alone?
Here I'm alone,
Do what do you want,
Once delete our photos from your phone,
Then I will let you know, what can I do?
- Actually my message, If he is listening,,, - Because of Bholi I'm quiet,
For the people the value of this relation was on papers only,
Will you keep quiet for some more minutes?
I have written your name in my heart,
She is that one,
How can I betray?
She is that one,
Wow! you have given a beautiful message,
Now with that beauty we will,,,
Who's that?
What ever it is,
Must be a great thing,
Who has indulge him in trouble too,
Hello! you are listening Noorin Khan's show,
Today I’m here in the heart of UK,
Tell me, how's the weather of Birmingham today?
Here's weather and girls both are same,
Why is it so?
Both are change their nature within a minute,
Oh! really?
Hello, Do you also believe that girls and weather are change with in a minute?
Was Pali here?
Sorry, who is Pali?
Pali?
Lucky!
Pali,
I was thinking, here you must find a girl for you,
It's being three days to find you,
I don't understand your dad,,,
He has given wrong address to his daughter,
He wanted that you don't meet me that why he did,
Forget about your dad,
Now, UK government can't stop me,
Pali, now I can't live without you,
But the way my aunt and uncle is finding a guy for me,,,
I'm very nervous,
Now we can't bare separation,
Don't worry about that,
Because I didn't elope you,,,
We are married,
I'm a son of Baniya,
We don't leave money interest,
How can we leave love?
If you leave me, I won't spare you,
If you'll go to India, I'll get you arrested in drugs case,
If you'll live here, I'll make you burn,
Hey! don't laugh,
You don't know about my dad,
Drugs will be fixed in your house at my behest,
Police will arrest you,
Keep me with you by blackmailing like this,
Because I can't live anymore without you,
I don't need any show off my darling,
I need only true love,
Don't ever try to break the heart of true lover,
To whom we love intensely,
Our bonding be like that,,,
As water with sea,
Life will become more joyful,,,
If I get you as my life partner,
Life will become more joyful,,,
If I get you as my life partner,
By the grace of God, We met each other,
Now God may not separate us,
Those dreams which we have seen together,,,
They may not be broken,
How much she love, her eyes tell that,
Life will become more joyful,,,
If I get you as my life partner,
Life will become more joyful,,,
If I get you as my life partner,
If you didn't meet me , I would have died,
I thought my love has eloped with some one,
Now you can go, I'll go my own,
Uncle and aunt can see us together,
We are not in Punjab,
Where they would seated on the cot in the courtyard,
We will get in trouble if they will see us,
Take the car back,
Trouble arose,
Pali,
Greetings uncle,
Don't do that,
Greetings aunt,
Your daughter didn't quiet for a minute,
Whole way she was talking about you,
My uncle, aunt is this, My uncle, aunt is that,
What uncle, aunt?
There's nothing without uncle and aunt,
Where did you meet him?
He was in my flight,
Many people travel by flight,
But, where did you meet him?
Uncle its just a coincidence,
Many people walk around here,
But, you met here,
This is called luck,
Some are lucky and some are unlucky,
Yes, I'm seeing fortune,
But, Where did you get him now?
- Market, - Gurudwara,
First you both decide,,,
Where did you meet?
Actually I went to the market, she came from Gurudwara,
Both are nearby,
Are you sure?
Yes, uncle, Why we'll telling a lie,
He mean to say, Is he a permanent resident?
Yes, I am,
Then, definitely come at our home,
Aunt, some other day,
Actually, there's lot of work in restaurant,
Just a minute,
Do you have your own restaurant?
Not mine, its all of almighty,
Good boy,
- Please come for the tea, - Sure,
Leave all this,
Son, you do one thing,
Tomorrow, come at my place along with your parents,
We will do breakfast, lunch and dinner together,
Let's go,
Come on,
What to do?
Mom, Dad ?
Dear leave me, I have backache,
Hi!
Bye,
Take care darling,
Ok, bye,
So you come,
Don't misunderstand,
Have drink,
At what time she came?
Pity, seldom she comes in a week,
Sometimes she washes dishes and clothes,
She does a lot for me,
If I wouldn't come for some more minutes, She could do anything with you,
What do you mean?
Tell me clearly,
It's our personal matter,
Why do I tell you?
Bloody detective,
From where are you coming?
Nothing,
Today I met to Pali,
Pali?
And her uncle too,
What?
Tomorrow he invited my parents,
That's great,
Because of that girl entire family will come to UK,
Lucky, listen to me,
Tell to your dad, bring an itching ointment for me,
Here's doctor gives only paracetamol,
Idiot, He has invited Major and his wife not my parents,
What?
Actually,,,
I told them a lie,,,
That I'm their son,
You did a mistake,
Without parent's signature,,,
Bank don't give loan,
Who anybody gives his daughter?
You did a mistake,
You didn't think before telling a lie,
Many times girls guardian call to guys parents,
I never thought about that,
At least you think something,
Bhambiri,,,
You know Major's family very well,
Bhambiri, you know Major's family very well,
Stupid, entire England knows him,
That's why his son's marriage is not fixed,
Means?
Means, his son is always shaking his head,
And, son's dad is always gossiping,
Whoever come for marriage proposal,,,
Go back,
How can be marriage fix?
Listen Bhambiri,,,
Marriage proposal don't get back,
What?
Because I'm going to,,,
Fix this marriage,
Marriage proposal is nice,
But, I want UK based girl for my son Tony,
Aunt, I accept that girl will handle Tony,
But, how she'll manage your home?
Will she manage your restaurant?
Even you won't get time for going to parlor,
How UK based girl can make snacks and sweet dishes?
But, Indian girl can make 'Dabada',
What's that?
Look, you also don't know,
When tony will become father,
Then, you will get to know about it,
Are you sure they will like Tony?
Yes, it will be like Permanent Visa,
They impressed after seeing his photo,
But I,,,
won't impressed with your words,
Well, may I know the reason of this kindness?
What specialty they saw in our son?
So, that they get ready for the marriage only seeing his photo,
They got ready after seeing family background,
Seeing your restaurant,,,
Tony's bright future and his hard work,
Seeing an honest lawyer hidden inside him,
Seeing the devotion of his naive mother towards Babas,
Routine of her parlor visit,
Your fame and character in the society,
Made impression on girl's family,
What are you saying about character?
Alright, then,
Tell them,,,
We are coming to see the girl,
Dad, which dress should I wear?
You should wear your mom's suit,
It will look nice, sword in hand and pajama in bottom,
Learn to dress up yourself,
Mr, Major, that I'll teach him,
You just learn to say 'Yes' in front of girl's family,
Did you listen?
There you have to say 'Yes' only,
Yes, yes,,,
Look, Mr Khera,
Yes, please,
It's been a long time since we lived in this city,
Right,
Did we meet anywhere?
No, not at all,
This is called coincidence,
Because of my son two families are meeting together,
Is that second guy also your son?
He is not a son, he is a problem,
Sorry?
Uncle friends,,, family friends,
But, it seems he is not stable,
Actually, when he will get settled he will get stable,
- Jolly, Jolly,,, - Yes, Khera,
As you know,,,
My son is a lawyer,
Lawyer?
Lucky, you didn't tell us about that,
It's was noting important,
Now a days everyone is going to become a lawyer,
He is also a lawyer,
Yes, yes,
Really, it means that proverb related to lawyer is getting wrong,
That everywhere there's a lawyer,
- Jolly, Jolly,,, - Yes, Khera,
Brother,,,
We don't have any objection,
But, girl's parents are fine with that?
When couple is ready, parents have not any issue,
Am I right, Lucky?
Absolutely right,
Pali has come here on the basis of contract marriage,
I'm sure Lucky would tell you,
Do you have any objection?
Not at all, Mostly people come here on contract basis,
Brother, as like,,,
We want to get marriage soon,
Look,,,
Pali's father's visa will take around 15 days,
There's also a possibility,,,
Of not getting visa,
Why is it so?
Our son is expert for providing visa,
What do you think is he a criminal lawyer?
- Jolly, Jolly,,, - Yes, Khera,
Dad,
Dad!
What,,, what happened?
You scared the hell out of me,
wait,
What happened?
Dad I came here to tell you,,,
That your brother-in-law has find out settled brother-in-law for me,
Idiot, he is your uncle,
Yes, yes,
You don't have any manners,
Uncle has find out a settled guy for Pali,
- Really? - Yes,
Is there any photo of him?
Photo?,,, Yes, I have,
Show me,
Look at this,
Do like this,
Guy is looking handsome,
Ask to your uncle, Is guy settled?
Yes,
Ask him,
He said that guy is settled,
Ok,
If he is not then we will find someone else,
We don't have any work,
We don't have only this work, What if your sister will unmarried for whole life?
Is it fine for you,
Stupid, Go tell him send the photo after fixing marriage ,
Ok,
I said get out from here, I want to sleep,
I have only this work to do,
[Singing]
This is for sister-in-law,
This is for her husband,
And for you?
Means where is yours?
Usually, I have this,
You both carry on,
Naughty boy,
Till then, I'm going for an exercise,
My tummy becomes fatty, Enjoy,
[Singing]
Come on leave it, You tell,
What happened?
Why did you call me here?
You are so glad with your engagement,
Lucky, you have created problem rather than solving it,
I really don't know that your uncle would be in hurry,
He is in hurry, rather than us,
I'm getting nervous while thinking about Tony,
Well, there is an advantage,, you will become happy to get marry with Tony,
As he has habit of shaking head,
You will think he accepts everything whatever you say,
Shut up,
You are not taking it seriously,
Well, there is disadvantage too,
He can't stop shaking his head and he can't handle his rosary himself,
Ok then,,,
You stand there for holding his rosary,
And I'll get married with him,
How could you do it?
You're already married with me,
May be it was fake,
but my love was real,
Cancel this engagement, if you can,
As you know,,,
Girls are innocent,,,
Where their parents wants to fix marriage, They always get ready,
You're taking my name, I'm here,
Pali this engagement is not going to happen,
Brother-in-law,,,
You just send your documents,,,
I'll apply for your visa,
Many times I have sent to you,
May be embassy people know my name,
I know, I won't get my visa,
Leave it,
Brother-in-law, try to understand,
I told to Pali's father-in-law that you can't come at her wedding,
But, he has taken guarantee to provide you visa,
Our would be son-in-law is a lawyer,
I'm also a big lawyer, I can also suggest you,
You just take a chance for the last time,
What kind of lawyer you are?
I gave you last chance,,,
When your sister got married with me,
I got married, had kids too,
Still I don't get visa,
Got it, rascal,
You just send your documents,
I'll apply for your visa,
I'm sending documents for the last time,
This time if I don't get visa, I won't spare you, Got it idiot,
Is call disconnected?
Yes,
You're just saying, but I can do it,
who are you?
Didn't you recognise me?
How can I? Is your photo prints on Pound's,
Get back, I'll tell you who's photo will print on newspaper,
I'll print photos of entire family on newspaper,
I'm Pali's real husband,
Call Pali,
Pali,
Did you get married with him?
Did you think to send her with any confectioner?
Which confectioner?
Major confectioner,
Who has a shop and house at Soho road,
Who has a fatty wife and a cute boy,
But, brother-in-law said,,,
He don't know the address,
He has full information about Pali's in laws,
Listen, this is UK,
Its not your village,
Where people gather for taking decision, One side boy another side girl,
Even I can't believe I got married with Pali,
You want to do Pali's marriage again,
Your marriage was a deal till you may not reach in England,
Yes, it was,
Leave all these thing, People also talk many things about you,
Khera is a cheap lawyer,
Don't say like this,
Just a minute,
Seriously, people talk like that?
What will you do by asking this?
That was a fake marriage deal,
Yes, it was, Now its cancel,
Why?
Listen to me,
What?
Cancel the marriage of Pali otherwise I'll see you in the court,
Brother, why are so angry?
Tell me one thing,
Do you eat non veg?
Yes,
Do you eat egg?
Yes, I eat,
What are you doing here?
Bring tea and boiled egg,
If you talked earlier like that this issue could be solve very easily,
We will solve the problem,
Why are you getting angry?
See,
There's a good marriage proposal for Pali,
Let her do marriage there,
Is my house useless for her,
Dear, what are you doing?
Let Pali get married first,
We'll find out a settled girl for you,
Yes,
- Settled girl? - Yes,
Firstly, you do one thing,
Find out a settled girl for me,
So that Pali and I can settled down,
But, remember one thing,
If I get news of Pali's marriage again,,,
I'll not spare any one,
Understand?
Just a minute, listen to me,
Aunt I know him very well,
He is very stubborn,
He will not understand,
Doesn't matter,
I'll wait for one more year to get settle,
You do one thing,
Talk to Major uncle,,,
To extend our marriage,
How long?
Six months or a year,
Well "Khera" Sir,
You had to tell this thing earlier,
How much earlier?
We already came to know yesterday that the boy has a flaw full mind,
Flawless mind?
How is it possible?
Definitely that boy will be a 'Gold Smith',
I don't know about that,
But he was talking like a 'Black Smith',
I will beat,
I will hit,
I will break,
I can also do these three things,
Sorry?
Just show me once,
Who is that boy?
By the way she can also do the same,
You can also show her that boy,
Right baby?
Oh no!
He is here?
Today "Lucky" put me in trouble,
I'm doing marriage of my son, then why you apply face scrub,
Well brother,
Weather is awesome,
Moment is also auspicious,
Right,
We must not be delay,
Even We also don't want to delay,
But it's all about "Pali"'s husband,
Come on,
Then why do we make our son a lawyer?
He always does these kind of work for the people,
Then, why he don't do this for him also?
I'm also a very strong lawyer,
But my brother-in-law is never accept this,
What?
You just only tell me, When we will do ceremony?
I only want that,
Any how we can do wedding on the very next day of ring ceremony,
Ok, ok,
I make a call to "Baba ji",
Alright,
Hey "Lucky", where are you?
The restaurant you become as an owner of,
I'm sitting in a cafe that is just opposite that,
O, hello,
Hey, listen to me,
Who's that?
Coriander,
What?
Dammit, he cut my phone,
Very hardly I made a pleasant atmosphere,
Within a minute he ruined it,
I just bring coffee,
Bring cappuccino for me,
Please listen to me,
Idiot, you scared my love,
How dare you to tease her?
Why I will tease her?
You too will not be able to tease her,
He seems familiar,
Slap me some more so that remaining wheat flour will removed,
You will also get to know that I’m "Bhambiri",
Forget to smart?
Unnecessarily you are talking,
Listen to me,
There "Pali"'s uncle is sitting at the restaurant,
I have come here with great difficulty,
Oh No,
So what?
They had to come for sure,
To stop engagement,
Here you are talking about engagement,
There they are fixing the marriage,
Gunshot marriage,
This time who is calling me?
That's wonderful,
Isn't it?
Happiness has come at home, isn't it?
"Baba ji" you know everything,
You don't worry,
This time marriage will not break,
I just start worship,
And you deposit money in my account,
"Baba ji" we deposit it now,
Hello,
Just a minute don't cut the phone,
You are in very hurry to cut the phone,
Deposit money on the occasion of marriage,
Actually,
Baba is taking medicines,
Don't take tension,
Please take care Baba ji,
You also take care, Alright?
Rest I will do all,
Really,
Whatever you have to do,
You have to do it,
No, no,
Never,
I won't do anything,
For God sake, Brother,
Let me spend few more years in UK,
I have a responsibility for the marriage of my sister,
Hey, listen to me,
We both brother will marry sister,
Here the issue of your brother's marriage is stuck,
Let us settle,
Baba ji pleased with us,
Alright,
Tie it,
We tie rosary,
Baby,
Because of your "Baba ji" you tied rosary on your son's head ,,,
But you didn't think , What people will say that,,,
Who ties rosary on their engagement?
Why do you worry about people?
Any how "Tony"'s engagement will be done,
"Major Sir" it's a wish of aunt,
Let her do whatever she wants,
Bride's side people has already saw his face,
What's the use of showing his face again and again?
You stay properly or I stable you with the help of nail?
Wait,
Now tie it properly,
Now it's stable,
Right,
"Tony"
Till the ring ceremony will not be completed,,,
You,
Don't remove rosary,
Ok?
Alright, Otherwise,,,
Some disruption can be occur,
How much time will you take?
Relatives will definitely reached at the venue,
Surely, relatives will feel jealous,
To see the arrangements of "Tony"'s engagement,
To make jealous your relatives,,,,
You wasted my forty thousand pound,
Pound?
That's why you become angry,
Have you seen any smoke come out from behind me?
Don't make me angry,
Pick up all these stuffs and go,
Let's go,
Come on pick up,
Wait,
Now what happen?
I just,,,
remove an evil eye of him,
"Tony" is looking very handsome,
Of course aunt, he is looking handsome but shoes are not matching,
Nowadays contrast is in trend,
We will change it into contrast,
We will purchase shoes from the shop, It's a one minute task,
Yes, yes, Shoes are compulsory,
Sure your law must also says this,
Shoes are compulsory,
Come on all,
Let's go,,,
Pick up all the stuff,
Yes, I took everything,
Ok, God you are the supreme,
Let's sit inside the taxi,
Come on, hurry up,
"Lucky",
Dear,
Have you forget?
What we have decided there?
Shoes, contrast,,,
Don't buy shoes?
Sit inside the car,
Hey,
You just go to the venue, I will bring shoes, I know how to purchase,
You must buy sixty number school shoes for "Tony",
You know,
You don't know the stuff for today's guys,
Right,
"Lucky"
Take "Tony" with you,
Alright,
While going there, put some heavy thing on his neck so that his neck can be stable,
Don't worry "Major" sir ,
His neck will not shake,
We will set like that,
Else we put bag full of bricks on his head?
The way he is,
He will be like that,
"Mr, Garfa" you just enjoy with "Mrs, Garfa"
Break slowly, groom can be injured,
Is shoe shop has come?
Welcome "Major" sir, welcome,
Greetings, "Khera" sir,
Greetings,
Thank you, Thank you,
Where is the son?
He is coming, he stayed on the shop to purchase shoes,
Till now he didn't buy shoes?
He already purchased very costly shoes,
Ok,
But by the time of leaving, everyone scared him that your sister-in-law will take your shoes,
Ok,
That's why now he is going to purchase cheapest shoes,
Jolly, jolly,,,
Yes "Khera", yes "Khera",
Look, there is my Son,
Fiddle,,, (Hum buggery)
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Hum buggery)
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Hum buggery)
I think you misunderstand,
Today is ring ceremony not marriage,
Yes, we know,
Today is ring ceremony,
When we come for the marriage then we will not come alone like this,
That time we will come with full of bang,
But why he is tie rosary?
Our "Baba ji" told for to tie rosary,
You know our "Baba ji" is a very nice person, we don't deny anything said by him,
It's a faith of everyone,
Exactly, look he is tie a rosary on his engagement,
And even I didn't tie rosary on my marriage,
Didn't tie it on your marriage?
Because we did court marriage,
Jolley, jolley,
Yes "Khera", yes "Khera",
It's a matter of heart,
Where he has come from?
"Mr, Garfa",,,,
I just come to take out stuff from the car,
What he is doing here?
He is a husband of "Pali",
He is not her husband,
He is a staff of our restaurant,
Yes, he is a husband of "Pali",
Who has bring "Pali" on the basis of IELTS,
What are you talking "Khera" sir?
He even don't speak IELTS properly,
How could he bring "Pali" in UK by clear IELTS?
It's very strange,
He came to my house and insulted me,
How can I forget him?
But you were saying that "Pali" came from India in this month,
But he has not been to India for a long time,
Right,
How many years it will?
Approximately Four to five years,
How is it possible?
A man who insulted can forget,
But a man who has been insulted can't forget,
Yours and mine,,,,
Fiddle,,, (Hum buggery)
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Hum buggery)
Why are you sad, will do some contraption,,,
It's a li'l problem not a big issue,,,
We have a solution of every problem,,,
What's the role of sorrow in a happiest life,,,
We are always standing with you, Why do you leave patience,,,,
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Hum buggery)
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Hum buggery)
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Hum buggery)
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Hum buggery)
Make a list of lies,,,
What ever you want to say,,,
Our secret may disclose,,,
We are also afraid of this,,,
Keep talking with eyes only,,,
Don't say anything,,,
If you feel someone looking at you,,,
Don't look at there,,,
We don't have anything,,,
Have only hope,,,
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Hum buggery)
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Hum buggery)
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Hum buggery)
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Hum buggery)
In love,,,
Lie becomes compulsory,,,
When both are agree,,,
What's the problem someone has ,,,
When both are agree, What's the problem someone has,,,
My breath keeps move on with you, Won't leave your hands,
We live in each others heart, No one can separate us,,,
We don't listen anyone, whether People say anything,,,,
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Hum buggery)
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Hum buggery)
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Hum buggery)
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Hum buggery)
Hey,
This is "Lucky",
Brother-in-law definitely he is lucky,
Because he will be son-in-law of "Grewal" sir,
He is a fake son-in-law, Where is the real one?
"Grewal" sir, real son-in-law will be my son ,
Where is your son?
He is standing in front of you,
Just now he was dancing with you,
Is "Lucky" your son?
Not "Lucky", "Tony" is our son,
Now, where is "Tony" come in between?
What do you mean by come in between?
I gave birth to him,
Made in "Tina",
As you can say he is our common product,
But you came with "Lucky" for the relation,
We didn't come with "Lucky",
Even "Lucky" took us at your home,
What are you saying?
Stop shouting,
Remove his rosary it will clear now,
Right,
No brother, "Baba ji" told us to not remove his rosary,
If it is removed, miss happening can be occur,
Sister, he is not your son,
He is a first husband of "pali", Please understand my point,
But he is a husband of "Pali",
Brother-in-law, we find him ,
Leave all things,
Firstly, break his bones,
That day he has broken my doors,
What rubbish?
Who is that stupid?
He is our servant,
He is not any servant,
He is a first husband of "Pali",
Son-in-law of my brother-in-law,
Have you lost your mind?
I even don't keep a dog like him,
And you are making him my son-in-law,
To whom you are understand your son, actually he is a first husband of "Pali",
Come on, brother-in-law,
Leave all things,
You do one thing,
Remove his rosary,
It will clear now,
No, no,
Don't remove his rosary,
Sister, rosary has to remove,
Otherwise, I will not allow for this marriage,
Rest you decide,
What are you saying?
Your Baba has told you,,,
That people may not see your son's face,
I'm a father of my son,
so I can see his face,
Nice,
You can see,
"Grewal" sir you stand here,
I just check it now,
Reality will come out in front of you,
That's right,
"Major" hasn't less experience,
I got to know that time when you were shaking your head wrongly,
Moreover I got to know about "Pali" and yours love,,,
When you brought marriage proposal at our home,
If today I speak truth,
You have to wait whole life for 'Sharaddh' to get your love like me,
"Grewal" sir, he is my son,
Let's do ring ceremony, We are already late,
Let's go,
"Tony" why did you remove rosary?
Mom,
You are talking about rosary,
Here he removed my all clothes,
"Tony" if you are here then who is there behind the rosary?
Sister, I will tell you who is behind the rosary?
I told you,,,
But you,,,
Didn't understand,
Now I will tell you in the language of 'Jatt',
Either the language is of 'Jatt' or a 'Baniya',
But it can't be above than the language of love,
Uncle "Pali" is my wife,
Then how can I see the engagement of my wife with someone else,
Even then when I alive,
If you can't see it alive,
Then you can see it after your death,
Come on,
Dad, please stop,
Please stop dad,
He not only made me fool even he made fool to everyone,
Everyone,
Dad he didn't ditch to anyone,
Dad,
I never say anything in front of you,
Today,,,
For the first time I’m saying to you,
Dad, I love "Lucky" very much,
Please dad,
Dad,
I sent you abroad with an unknown guy,
Do you know why?
Because I had so much trust on my child,
Why don't you understand that on documents only he is your husband,
But in reality he is not,
Why don't you understand?
Dad,
Marriage can be a lie,
But how wedding rounds can be a lie,
Which we had taken in front of 'Guru Granth Sahib ji',
A girl always see a dream of only one marriage,
Those girls are very unlucky,
Who gets married for the second time,
"Grewal" sir,
I can understand a pain of a father because I’m also a father,
Very hardly our son was going to engaged ,
We chose "Pali" for him,
But "Pali" chose "Lucky" for her,
Really "Lucky" is a very nice guy,
Brother,,,
If "Lucky" would be selfish,
Then he could be settle in UK with a girl who has PR,
Uncle,
The way to get our love was definitely a fiddle,,,
But our love is not fake,
Believe me, I always make "Pali" happy,
Dad please agree,
How can I agree?
Now a 'Jatt' will grind lentil on chest, (idiom) That's not possible,
Brother, What are you saying?
When our gurus denied the cast,
Then who we are?
Look at him,
He is an educated guy,
He is also innocent and honest,
Surely you can't find such a bunny blonde boy of 'Baniya' in Punjab,
Doesn't matter if anyone is 'Grewal' or 'Agarwal',
There is one more letter is add on this surname,
which is letter 'A',
Look how he is calling you by opening his arm,
Come 'Grewal',
Brother-in-law,
"Major" sir is absolutely right,
Nobody can change the decision of a 'Jatt',
Except a 'Jatt',
For the happiness of children 'Jatt' has changed his decision,
Changed it,
Come here,
That's the thing,
Brother-in-law,
On this occasion,
I'm announcing,
That according to your demand,,,
I'm taking the guarantee of "Lucky"'s PR,
"Khera" sir what are you saying?
Till now you doesn't call your brother-in-law in UK,
Then how will you provide PR to "Lucky"?
Jolley, jolley,
Yes "Khera", yes "Khera",
Ending is nice,
But, what about my "Tony"?
What about "Tony"? He will shake his neck for more six months,
Whatever bride is written in his fate, he will get,
No, no,
I will ,,,
Make a call to "Baba ji",
Surely, he will tell the solution,
Who's that "Baba" is ?
You?
"Baba ji",,,,
You are that one?
Yours and mine,,,,
Fiddle,,, (Humbuggery)
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Humbuggery)
Why are you sad, will do some contraption,,,
It's a li'l problem not a big issue,,,
We have a solution of every problem,,,
What's the role of sorrow in a happiest life,,,
We are always standing with you, Why do you leave patience,,,,
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Humbuggery)
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Humbuggery)
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Humbuggery)
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Humbuggery)
Make a list of lies,,,
What ever you want to say,,,
Our secret may disclose,,,
We are also afraid of this,,,
Keep talking with eyes only,,,
Don't say anything,,,
If you feel someone looking at you,,,
Don't look at there,,,
We don't have anything,,,
Have only hope,,,
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Humbuggery)
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Humbuggery)
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Humbuggery)
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Hum buggery)
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Hum buggery)
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Hum buggery)
In love,,,
Lie becomes compulsory,,,
When both are agree,,,
What's the problem someone has ,,,
When both are agree, What's the problem someone has,,,
My breath keeps move on with you, Won't leave your hands,
We live in each others heart, No one can separate us,,,
We don't listen anyone, whether People say anything,,,,
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Hum buggery)
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Hum buggery)
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Hum buggery)
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Hum buggery)
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Hum buggery)
Yours and mine,,,
Fiddle,,, (Hum buggery)
Sobbing and Murmuring
Now stop don’t take photos